salutations and halluciations one and all over the planet!!! welcome to a special edition of thy daily drivel! (SNIVEL) !
i have a great responsibility now, not only to you, dear drivellers who hath followed thy path to leftiousness by reading all my drivels from day one way back in the ready heady daze of 2004, when thy drivel didnt hava name, or a proper address even.
we have been steady and so have you, thru thick and thin, blog wars and all, and it was a fun ride all over the world.
im not gonna stop writing thy drivel here, but it wont be heer as much as it should. hell, there may be daze where you get one right after anutter, peanut butter.
but, be that as it may, hay hay! i have a greater responsibility now, dear loyal driveller.
see, im going to be a legitimate BUSINESS OWNER!!! square business!! honest injun!
heres how:
BACK IN JULY, the middle of july, to be precise! eye was languishing in the wallows of the shelter, BROKE AND PENNILESS, having evil thoughts of freezing to death in this frozen wasteland that eye came up onna aeroplane in, knowing that there WAS WORK HERE, unlike the rest of north america, eye got a JOB selling direct tee vee!!!
it was a lil rough at first, had to prove myself and work harder, and better than the rest of the co-workers, who were including bossyman, old enough to be my sons, and i studied, and worked hard, and was always early, and i have NEVER MISSED A DAY OF WORK; working 6 days a week, up at 3 am and in bed by 9.
some days, i didnt have bus fare. so i walked to work, knowing that if i got to the office, i would get a ride to the store, and a ride home after work.
extra scrutiny was given by bossyman, and i have complied with all the rules, and put in the effort and made sales, and showed bossyman that he CAN trust me to do the job. he used to eye spy on me, watching how i work, and what i did during work, and how i talked to the folks, and showed them how they can save money by getting direct tee vee!!!
well, i have made a lot of money these past few months, i moved outta the shelter, and gained the trust and respect of bossyman, and so i have moved up the ranks of the company, and became a supervisor, and trained folks on how to get folks direct tee vee.
then, i became an assistant manager, and learned how to do interviews, and how to hire folks, and now, 5 and 3/4 of a month later, i have been rewarded with expansion, and given an opportunity by bossyman and now, jan 3rd, i will be going to
YES INDEEDY!!!! this is on the up an up!! im gonna have my own business selling the direct tee vee in BILLINGS!!!!
its not gonna cost me a DIME!!!
bossyman is flying me out there, the parent company is fronting the money for an APARTMENT for ME and GIVE ME ALL THE MATERIALS AND RESOURCES AVAILABLE to be a bossyman in my own right, and on top of that, im going to DALLAS on jan 12th to the NEW OWNERS ORIENTATION, whereas i will receive, FREE OF CHARGE, a nice hi class room and foodies, and all the training i need to be SUCCESSFUL!!!!
"if at first ya dont succeed, keep on sucking til ya do suck seed!!" ---Moe Howard, 1932.
im more excited than the law allows!! im going to get my own corporation, and the name of my business will be AWC ADVERTISING clicky the linky here to see the website i develouped!!!! woo hoo!!!
i built the website, i placed ads in craigslist, and i still have a lot to learn, bossyman is home for the holidays, and i will learn some things from his trusted assistant here, bossyman, jr. and now, i am back in anchorage for the next ten days, so its working in the stores as usual, making sales and money!!!
i had to goto fairbanks and thats where i was the past 10 days. problems with the owner up there. he failed, lost his nerve, couldnt get folks to work for him, kept missing interviews, and basically made excuses for all his failings. he was given the oppurtunity, just like i am now, and he is the epitome of failure.
i tryed to help him, to no avail, i tole bossyman that he is a failure and i cannot stay up there and babysit him. he wouldnt listen and apply the good organizational skills that i have and was not dedicated to the job. so, we had to close down fairbanks for now, bossyman will get someone up there inna few weeks.
bossyman wanted me to stay up there for the next 10 days, but that woulda cost him more money in the long run, and i tole him so. bossyman trusts my judgement and he listens to what i have to say. i earned that trust and respect.
when i get down there to billings, im going to rip it apart!!!!
I CAN DO THIS JOB AND I DO IT WELL AND CORRECTLY!!!
see? i live for TODAY!!!
SO, dear driveller, this is the last drivel from the frozen wasteland. in 10 days the offices of who did it and ran, ink, alaska division, will close down for good, and will open up in the big sky of billings montana!!
Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY! NO wonder I have been gaining weight! Well I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved! --pass this on to friends that need a laugh
i will be seen and heard on the facebooks, but i will be extremely busy working at develouping my business!!!!
i will drivel when i can and keep you all who dont get us on the facebooks updated with the usual life revealing junk and high garbage, and might even thow in a story or 2 like the old daze!!
may you and yours enjoy the rest of 2011, eat, drink and be merry, hug your cat/dog/ferret/gerbel/cockroach/rat/bat/hat/mat
and any other sentient being you come into contact with !!!
do no harm upon another sentient being, and treat others with love and kindness and respect.
